Thanksgiving Guest Liability and Indemnification Agreement

The Center for Consumer Freedom has prepared an agreement to be signed by your Thanksgiving guests under the tagline "Don't sue the hand that feeds you." The agreement begins:

_____________________(hereinafter referred to as “Guest”) has been given permission to eat at the table of _____________________ (hereinafter referred to as “Host”).

Guest acknowledges and understands that no warranty, either expressed or implied, is made by Host as to the nutritional content of the meal. This document is offered in order to duly warn Guest that dangerous conditions, risks, and hazards may lurk in the turkey, stuffing, vegetables, cranberry sauce, fixings, drinks, desserts, appetizers, and any or all other comestibles that may be served.

Guest is hereby informed that Host’s food may contain any of the following: calories, carbohydrates, sodium (salt), fat, saturated fat, trans fat, polyunsaturated fat, monounsaturated fat, peanuts, sugar, alcohol, tryptophan, caffeine, and good cheer.

Guest acknowledges that eating may incur risks including, but not limited to, satiation, indigestion, heart burn, dizziness, laziness, heart disease, holiday spirit, “food coma,” and “that bloated feeling.” Host’s meal includes any and all items served, including those brought by other Guests (including “Grandma”).

Click here to read the rest and download your copy of the Thanksgiving Guest Liability and Indemnification Agreement.

Comments

[Ritergal]

This is not your Grandmother's Thanksgiving!